Spoiler: Probably. But let's do the math anyway.
~1 in 722.5k chance of not making it
1 micromorts/day from just existing
At 32, you accumulate ~1 micromorts per day just by existing. The curve is starting to notice you.
28900× your daily risk
"At this point it's less a sport, more a death wish with a view."
311× your daily risk
"Insurance companies left the chat."
9× your daily risk
"Gravity is undefeated, but you're doing great."
7× your daily risk
"Wind in your hair, risk in your actuarial table."
6× your daily risk
"Still safer than being 85 for a day."
6× your daily risk
"Icarus had the right idea, wrong execution."
5× your daily risk
"Pheidippides literally died doing this. Worth it?"
4× your daily risk
"The ocean doesn't care about your certification."
4× your daily risk
"Count backwards from 10... hopefully you'll get to wake up."
2× your daily risk
"Like skydiving but with a guaranteed return trip."
1× your daily risk
"Each one shaves ~11 minutes off your life. Tick tock."
Adds 72% to your daily risk
"The most dangerous thing most people do daily."
Adds 72% to your daily risk
"Eco-friendly AND mildly terrifying."
Adds 72% to your daily risk
"Pairs well with existential dread."
Adds 51% to your daily risk
"The trees are fine. It's you hitting them that's the issue."
Adds 43% to your daily risk
"Turbulence isn't dangerous. The peanuts might be."
Adds 36% to your daily risk
"20x deadlier than ecstasy per hour. Neigh kidding."
Adds 22% to your daily risk
"The processed meat giveth, and the processed meat taketh away."
Adds 7% to your daily risk
"Statistically boring. In a good way."
Adds 7% to your daily risk
"Medium rare risk. Well done, you."
Adds 3% to your daily risk
"God's own slot machine. Odds are in your favor."
Adds 0.7% to your daily risk
"Coconuts kill more people than sharks. Sleep well."